“you mean that god watches married people have sex?”
“god watches over everything”
“so we’re like porn for god? He watches us and he probably masturbates.”omg HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
omg this was great omg.
OMGG LOL.
LOL WHAT IS THIS. I’M DYING LOL, ^ “this was great”
But, the part where she is like “Are you happy?” is an awkward moment.
But, “Later I’m going to master bate, and think about you and there’s nothing you can do about it.”
I LAUGHED SO DAMN HARD
…this is a joke, right? Like Glenn Beck and Michelle Bachmann, right? …wait, they’re serious? Fuck this, I’m moving to Canada.
someone please tell me this is a joke because this is absolutely hilarious.
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you shoot that gun zak.
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AW
OMG REBLOG FOREVER! THE IGUANA!
WHAT THE! HHA SO ADORABELEEE
Possibly the best photo on tumblr!
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